Category Archives: Plunder

Renaissance Faire

The irony here is that I didn’t enjoy wine during two crucial periods in my life: 1) When my grandfather Jazz maintained the Upper Weise Ranch vineyard in Sonoma, which supplied grapes for Kenwood Winery. 2) When I was enrolled … Continue reading

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Mo’ Better

What do all of the following items have in common? Well, they are the Top Ten acquisitions that The Capts made in 2011 and all pertinent intel can be perused over at Better Than Yours, where we served as guest … Continue reading

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Rolaids

The Capts have always had a policy that we would never devolve into a blog that just simply displays an item. We always strive to include some content that would get a reader invested. But the following photo would do … Continue reading

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wardrobe malFUNKtion

At the onset of the following composition, the purpose was simply to plug the polemical Kirill Was Here site, since Kirill seems to have shadowed my every move for the last two weeks, materializing in whatever city I happened to … Continue reading

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Move Funky Moped

“When I’m on me moped rockin’ and a-sockin’, everywhere I go the chicks are movin’ and a-groovin’, wigglin’ and a-gigglin’, dancin’ and a-prancin’, beamin’ and a-screamin’” – Jasper Carrott My favored method of transportation has always been my Vespa simply … Continue reading

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Banque Vault

People often ask where The Capts get their discretionary funds that provide us with such lavish luxuries like: gold sunglasses, gold nugget rings, gold chains, et al. The answer lies within a polished peccary of golden color that was forged … Continue reading

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Two Romans, One Cup

I drink scotch whilst in the privacy of mine own domicile; Johnnie Walker Blue or Suntory, specifically. And thanks to the gifting prowess of Louis Miami’s Jeremy Spund, I can imbibe in style, by way of this tumbler emblazoned with … Continue reading

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Full Metal Jacket

As the winter solstice nears, even in southern California, we dust off our cold condition habiliment. And when it’s time to step out for an event during the wintertide, this is how Graham and I chose to do it: •• … Continue reading

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Steady Lampin’

I am not going to tell you the designer of this lamp. I am not going to tell you what the lamp is called, mainly because the name is SO fucking embarrassing since it is “celebrity” themed. I am not … Continue reading

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It’s Not Far … To Never Never Land

As my affection for anything pelagic grows, so does my need to accessorize this ravenous appetite for all things mariner related. Since making the plunge and deciding to, one day, get a sailboat, I have adopted lifestyle changes that are … Continue reading

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