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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.Mixes
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Category Archives: Family Album
Mas Trabajo Alternative #2
At every outing, The Capts rest not before the proper imagery is secured. Here yet is another Mas Trabajo contender, interesting to us, again, for its implications, but also the contemplative nature of the composition. click for further enjoyment: photo … Continue reading
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Mas Trabajo Alternative #1
As one can imagine, there was a breadth of options for the Mas Trabajo art once The Capts had secured the shoot location and the appropriate photog. The following was a finalist, simply for its implications and the predatory nature … Continue reading
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Hot Boyz
I unearthed this advertisement (circa 2002) from a website in which English was not employed. What I remember most about the photo session was the lactic acid surging through my lower limbs as I maintained that position for an extended … Continue reading
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wardrobe malFUNKtion
At the onset of the following composition, the purpose was simply to plug the polemical Kirill Was Here site, since Kirill seems to have shadowed my every move for the last two weeks, materializing in whatever city I happened to … Continue reading
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tHANKS
The Capts were summoned to the offices of Bob Zemeckis today, resulting in a splendid meeting with wonderful people, including but not limited to Wilson of Cast Away fame.
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Bananas
To protect the innocent, I won’t get to involved in details here, but some years ago, a select few of us ended up in Villa #5 at the Bellagio, which are reserved essentially for whales. T’was a good time, this … Continue reading
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Bedroom Mazuka
The following photo, taken during MANcation 2010 in Cabo San Lucas, continues to rear its head, and in each instance, somebody thinks they are putting The Capts and DJ Five on blast by rereleasing it into the Matrix. But it’s … Continue reading
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The Thai Graham Funke
Just about a year ago, I found myself triple-booked one Friday night. For starters, I planned to hit North Carolina to DJ my man Rowshay’s wedding reception. On the other hand, I was booked at Fluxx in San Diego, which … Continue reading
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Paris of the Plains
When The Capts finish work at Mosaic in Kansas City, gent and scholar Brian Collins likes to take us to the Mutual Musicians Foundation. In addition to its 6am liquor license, the weekends promise all-night jam sessions with local and … Continue reading
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Belmont Stakes
If you could find a cab to take you for a decent price, there was a flurry of activity happening over at the Belmont Hotel in Dallas during Superbowl weekend. Or you could tell the “striking” cab drivers to GFY … Continue reading
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