No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice

Here is a clipping from a recent TIME Magazine:

With success ratios like these, it makes me wonder why I am forced to remove my shoes and endure that funky carpet every time I go through airport security. You are traversing a large petri dish. Believe that.

Big up to German bacteriologist Julius Petri, who invented the petri dish, which biologists use to culture cells.

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One Response to No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice

  1. Ross says:

    here here!!
    fucking up my otherwise sterile sock game every time

    and don't get me started on those rotten plastic bins

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