While visiting San Diego recently, I made plans to break bread with Beatnick at La Puerta. As this new restaurant has yet to affix any signage, I appealed for guidance, which yielded the following text communique:

GrahamFunke: I’m on 4th and Market. Where is it?
Beatnick: I have trouble texting and driving.
GrahamFunke: Yes. That is why I hired a driver.
Beatnick: I think that I might hire a texter.

What an amazing concept. A texter. Someone whose express duty it is to take dictation for outgoing text messages while you navigate your auto.

Congrats to Beatnick for joining the 4 Pounder Club.

Big up to Duran Duran and their best song ever, The Chauffeur:

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