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Category Archives: Look-a-Like
Look A Like: Employees Only
“Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men?” — The Shadow Just as many have wondered what transpires behind the shroud of the noble DJ booth, similar thoughts run through mon tête whilst killing time in the que … Continue reading
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Look-A-Like: Flight of Weird Beard
On the left is Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords; on the right is one of The Capts’ fave individuals, David Schneider aka “Get Weird.” According to reports, Jermaine appears this way because he is not currently obligated to work. … Continue reading
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Look-A-Like: Justin Bartha v. DJ Konflikt
I can never get Konflikt to engage in this debate; perhaps he didn’t like the National Treasure sequel. But that’s why we have the Look-A-Like series: so the masses can decide for themselves.
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Look-A-Like: The Great Pumpkin
The Capts don’t waste brainwaves on what we might wear come Oct 31; the task is accomplished with quick visits to our respective closets. Usually we end up donning clothes and accoutrement worn in our every day lives. But that … Continue reading
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Look-A-Like: Kittipong v. TMNT
•• dj Five and I •• •• Raphael And I •• Marvski, who has an awesome tattoo, did the artwork. Keep an eye out for the KNYEW Limited Edition dj Five T-Shirts. You know you want one.
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Look-A-Like: Waldo or Jughead or…
Jughead of the Archie comics v. dj Marshall BarnesORWaldo of Where’s Waldo fame v. Jughead of the Archie comics At least he’s not wearing his sunglasses indoors.
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Look-A-Like: Jon Alagem
Montoya of Miami Vice v. Jon Alagem nee dj BlendIs it the facial hair? Is it the ocular mane?
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Look-A-Like: DJ Spider
Since my first look-a-like was so well received, I deemed it a necessity to reveal some more that I am aware of… This is happening… Sam Watters of Color Me Badd v. dj Spider – Oliver Wells Nathan For your … Continue reading
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Look-A-Like: Michael Stone v. “Michael Stone”
Please be aware which “Michael Stone” you are looking for. This is a BBM convo I had with ACZ. Enjoy Messages: ——— acz: So I’m at this party on a boat acz: And DJ SPLYCE is dj’ing acz: And he … Continue reading
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