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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.Mixes
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Category Archives: Event Horizon
April Showers
If you happen to be in Las Vegas tonight (April 16th) — which we have confirmation that many of our associates are — then we suggest you read this small blurb in the latest issue of Vegas Seven that details … Continue reading
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Release The Kraken
I mean, what more could one ask for? Make your next move your best move.
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LIVing
Never one to shy away from practicing my right to free speech, here are some words from your favored sage. My answer to the first question “What can we expect from your set?” was actually: “Whatever Dave Grutman wants, coupled … Continue reading
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Bern Notice
By week’s end, The Capts will have arrived in Tampa, on the west coast of Florida, to perform at Blue Martini, alongside our comrade DJ Ku, somewhat of a sequel to this bit of plaisir from last year: Now, I … Continue reading
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Regatta Chic
After many moons of inquiry as to where The Capts might begin their new Las Vegas residency, we’ve finally been cleared to make that announcement. And I’m sure it’s no surprise: Sunday afternoons at the Marquee Day Club, possibly, but … Continue reading
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The Captains Of Croon
Anyone who has had pleasure of hearing Les Capitaines disque-jocque can confirm two things; we play records correctly and, with enough spirits consumed, we are not averse to singing a tune or ten. Given our proven track record, it was … Continue reading
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Brave New World
Not only is Benjamin Newby a bossman at The Underground in Chicago, he is an amazing dresser, a world-class mixologist, a former go-go dancer, and deeply entrenched in The Capts’ inner circle. His birthday is upon us; we were enlisted … Continue reading
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Erik Funke
In the late 90s, I paid a visit to my uncle, Erik Funke, a resident of SE Portland. For those familiar with the area, that’s where the laidback hippie-types setup shop. I certainly enjoyed the trip, visiting the recently completed … Continue reading
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Heart On
Back to Miami next week, where hearts are broken. You know, Valentine’s Day stuff.
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Houston, We Have A Problem
The Capts will sneak out of Dallas on Sunday morning, before all the peasantry and plebeians, to reunite with the eccentric Chip Jordan in Houston, location of the infamous “fake birthday party” of February 2008. Join us at 5th Amendment … Continue reading
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