Author Archives: GrahamFunke

Summer Madness

Long before the current explosion of electronic music, there had always been a few house songs that DJs like me would slip into their normal sets. Things are different for us now; you better be brushed up when you go … Continue reading

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Stunt Wood

As chronicled on the Capts’ blog plenny times before, I spent my formative years pushing a skateboard around. And this was all-encompassing… …which meant I would scrape wallpaper all day so I could secure one of these… …or disrupt family … Continue reading

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Actor’s Studio: Adidas

Back when I was moonlighting as a thespian (I use that term loosely), some days were spent tooling (I do not use that term loosely) around Hollywood for auditions. Castings for commercial work are a funny thing; they may or … Continue reading

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EDM, bro

Last month, after tonz ‘o fun playing the Waveland Stage for Chicago PrideFest… …I popped into Las Vegas to witness the mayhem which was Sunday night at EDC. To rely on an old adage, there’s nothing I could write here … Continue reading

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Tupac Back

It’s been over two years since either Captain has posted anything to the blog. Is it laziness? Doesn’t feel that way… I’ve seen the sun come up more times than I can recollect. Like it’s always been.

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Renaissance Faire

The irony here is that I didn’t enjoy wine during two crucial periods in my life: 1) When my grandfather Jazz maintained the Upper Weise Ranch vineyard in Sonoma, which supplied grapes for Kenwood Winery. 2) When I was enrolled … Continue reading

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April Showers

If you happen to be in Las Vegas tonight (April 16th) — which we have confirmation that many of our associates are — then we suggest you read this small blurb in the latest issue of Vegas Seven that details … Continue reading

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Dick Williams

As death is a natural part of life, and something I know is either just over the horizon or just around the corner, I rarely get hung up on it. When celebrities or notables pass, it’s not something I dwell … Continue reading

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Mo’ Better

What do all of the following items have in common? Well, they are the Top Ten acquisitions that The Capts made in 2011 and all pertinent intel can be perused over at Better Than Yours, where we served as guest … Continue reading

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Release The Kraken

I mean, what more could one ask for? Make your next move your best move.

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