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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.Mixes
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Monthly Archives: April 2011
New Forward By
If you saw our recent mention in OK! Magazine, then you will understand why the following photo is relevant… And if you were left aching for more about the Regatta Chic Sunday experience, currently in its second week at Marquee … Continue reading
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Bern Notice
By week’s end, The Capts will have arrived in Tampa, on the west coast of Florida, to perform at Blue Martini, alongside our comrade DJ Ku, somewhat of a sequel to this bit of plaisir from last year: Now, I … Continue reading
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Trés Chic
This past Sunday was the maiden voyage of The Capts’ new residency, Marquee Day Club, ending our temporary Las Vegas excommunication. T’was a joyous occasion inside the new and prestigious venue, where bosses from both coasts, effectual influencers, those industry … Continue reading
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DJ Support Group XI
The Capts have always had an interesting time in Vancouver BC. So we were baffled…yet not really baffled…that our pal Matty C received the following note on an electro night at The Modern: Given the grim circumstances involved, a blind … Continue reading
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Corey Shapiro > Corey Hart
It certainly is en vogue to don vintage eyewear, hopefully due to a broad realization that sunglasses from three and four decades ago have more style, panache, and grit than what passes for frames today, though this hope is probably … Continue reading
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Tryst
At the height of Spring, powerful forces behind closed doors set the following in motion, regardless of our temporary Las Vegas excommunication: Tryst is such a gorgeous venue and it is extremely easy to forget you are actually smack dead … Continue reading
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The Puget Sound Debutante
Last month, I was reunited with my man TJ, when he brought me up to the Evergreen state for an evening at Republiq, the fruit of his years in the Seattle nightlife business. Wonderful venue, complete with vodka bottles in … Continue reading
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Regatta Chic
After many moons of inquiry as to where The Capts might begin their new Las Vegas residency, we’ve finally been cleared to make that announcement. And I’m sure it’s no surprise: Sunday afternoons at the Marquee Day Club, possibly, but … Continue reading
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Count Chocula
Frequently I am asked about an intriguing character who appears at will within The Capts’ adventures. Whether it be his cameo in our Christmas project or the fact he has an entire category devoted to him on The Captains Log, … Continue reading
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Actor’s Studio: Reebok
They gave me a really bad haircut, but it was worth the money and the experience. Plus I got to mess around with a panthera leo. We shot three different Reebok Pump/Foot Locker commercials, with an interesting Brit named Wayne … Continue reading
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