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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.Mixes
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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Week Weak
A few moons back, The Capts decided to document one week in the life. It was difficult, as we were filming each other, thus removing the natural flow of our interaction, though it turned out well. But at a running … Continue reading
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DJ Support Group X
As many know, Park City UT gets crowded towards the end of January when it hosts the Sundance Film Festival. But the small town also becomes populated by the ski crowd and their kids, as the slopes of the famed … Continue reading
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The Middle Kid
Very frequently I’ll receive a text that says “Do you have a brother who is a chef?” and I respond with “Are you dining at Rustic?” In Santa Monica CA, there is a quaint and extremely popular restaurant called Rustic … Continue reading
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Brave New World
Not only is Benjamin Newby a bossman at The Underground in Chicago, he is an amazing dresser, a world-class mixologist, a former go-go dancer, and deeply entrenched in The Capts’ inner circle. His birthday is upon us; we were enlisted … Continue reading
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The Moody Blues
Recently discovered Californication; rings true… Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. … Continue reading
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tHANKS
The Capts were summoned to the offices of Bob Zemeckis today, resulting in a splendid meeting with wonderful people, including but not limited to Wilson of Cast Away fame.
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Look-A-Like: Flight of Weird Beard
On the left is Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords; on the right is one of The Capts’ fave individuals, David Schneider aka “Get Weird.” According to reports, Jermaine appears this way because he is not currently obligated to work. … Continue reading
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Bananas
To protect the innocent, I won’t get to involved in details here, but some years ago, a select few of us ended up in Villa #5 at the Bellagio, which are reserved essentially for whales. T’was a good time, this … Continue reading
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Jack Satin
A lot of my memories in the last five years run together; that is a product of repetition and scotch. But there was a night I do recall, and that is the evening I attended a screening of Jack Satin. … Continue reading
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