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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.Mixes
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Monthly Archives: June 2008
Total Recall
Here is a recent clipping from Time Magazine, giving a heads-up to frequent flyers, like myself: If a TSA agent wants to see my cock, all they have to do is ask; I’m not shy. And there’s no need to … Continue reading
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The Whisper Song
In addition to being an amazing song, the music video for “Careless Whisper” by Wham! incorporates an immense amount of items and activities that I’m involved in or interested in: boom boxes, the marina, coiffed hair, seaplanes, acoustic guitaros, sports … Continue reading
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The ? Remainz
While I tend to be more partial to John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg because their on-court gear was so fly, one really can’t front on the prowess of Pete Sampras, who dominated tennis through the 1990s and past Y2K. When … Continue reading
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Arthur’s Theme
In 1965, DJ Terry Noel was the resident at New York hotspot, Arthur. He is also the DJ credited with first “mixing” records. One night, actor John Wayne approaches the booth and demands “Yellow Rose of Texas,” much in the … Continue reading
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South Of Houston
Here is some more ink that I scanned. (click for larger image) And here’s a jammie by Soho. Soho “Hippie Chick” – 1990 DOWNLOAD
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George Carlin
I was going to do a thoughtful and expansive post about George Carlin, but I decided to report to you on what, I think, his most notable laurels were. Using his impeccable knowledge of the English langue, and an immeasurable … Continue reading
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More Real Talk by Tracy Lauren Marrow
“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man. We came all the way from Rakim, we came all the way from Das EFX, we came all the way from … Continue reading
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Contrascan
I’ve been catching up on scanning Graham and my press. (click for larger image) This isn’t our best work, but some pretty memorable quotes from Sir Funke and myself… Per usual.
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DJ support group IV
I am quite familiar with “selling out” as I play a lot of songs that are disposable, though I try to keep sane each night by inserting one or two that I actually like; But for every one Phoenix, there … Continue reading
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