Monthly Archives: May 2008

I Got You Stuck On The REALNESS

If you are not checking out Stretch Armstrong’s blog, you are doing yourself a huge disservice. If you are knowledgeable in hip-hop history, you will appreciate it. If you are not reading his chronicles of hip-hop, then get on it … Continue reading

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Look-A-Like: DJ Spider

Since my first look-a-like was so well received, I deemed it a necessity to reveal some more that I am aware of… This is happening… Sam Watters of Color Me Badd v. dj Spider – Oliver Wells Nathan For your … Continue reading

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Fire in the Disco

In 2002, it was typical to find me DJing at Les Deux on Mondays, at Nacional on Tuesdays and Saturdays, at the Downtown Standard on Wednesdays and Sundays, at North on Thursdays, at 217 on Fridays. This was shortly after … Continue reading

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The Stunt Wood

In 1985, I scraped wallpaper so I could spend $125 at Rip City Skates in Santa Monica CA to purchase a Powell-Peralta Sword & Skull deck. By 1988, I had been selected by Steve “Fosty Baby” Foster for the Palisades … Continue reading

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The Tony Stark Playlist

I grew up on the westside of Los Angeles, where beach culture is intrinsic, thus placing each child at the mercy of a skateboard, surfboard, or cruiser…unless you were slightly lame, inspired by Sinjin Smith and shopping for day-glo at … Continue reading

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Went From Ashy to Classy Ashy

I don’t even smoke, but… …”hoochies pop coochies, for Gucci’s“

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Rad Dude

Rad/Radical (rad-i-kuh l) noun 1. a person who advocates fundamental political, economic, and social reforms by direct and often uncompromising methods. Dude (dood, dyood) noun 1. a man excessively concerned with his clothes, grooming, and manners. 2. Slang. fellow; chap. … Continue reading

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A Letter From Samir Patel…

This is a letter written from my friend Samir Patel that was passed to me. To the creators of the new 9021-fuck-0… Please don’t proceed with this monstrosity. This “new” creation is nothing but a bastardization of something so genuinely … Continue reading

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Jeeves

While visiting San Diego recently, I made plans to break bread with Beatnick at La Puerta. As this new restaurant has yet to affix any signage, I appealed for guidance, which yielded the following text communique: GrahamFunke: I’m on 4th … Continue reading

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Support Group Epilogue

In reference to the article DJ support group III , my womanchild Lalaine pointed out yet another contradiction in that scribe’s diatribe, further solidifying the suspicion that the blatant homophobia is a front for his own sexual orientation. Observe: At … Continue reading

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