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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.Mixes
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Monthly Archives: April 2008
Stylin’ and Profilin’
DAY TWO – Operation ENJOY YOUR LIFE Fun has yet to cease. • tanning oil – CHECK • forgetting to use tanning oil – CHECK • revealing swim wear – CHECK Photo credit: Me For those of you thinking “WHAT … Continue reading
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Must Be The Music…
I am taking a few days off to Enjoy My Life… A rarity. Laid up in Palm Springs, donning the fly swim wear, working on the sun-kissed look. ••Indeed•• ••Blast from the past•• Photo credit: Graham Funke via AT&T Blackberry … Continue reading
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The MONEY SHOT Project
Found this picture circa 2001… Thought it was fresh… Maybe it sucks… Enjoy
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Enjoying My Life…
I have been threatening to enjoy my life a lot more for 2008 since I realized that I have not been able to be genuinely be happy in quite some time. Here are moment from the better days: ••FUN•• ••The … Continue reading
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To ALL DJs Using Serato…
The RZA invented it. I am not making this up. He can tell you himself. I try to only fucks with Switzerlands guys whom are preceded by rainbows.
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Getting Props
Confident we would live out the rest of eternity like Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens, Graham and I reluctantly got on this Pittsburgh to Toronto flight. If you look closely, you will notice there are only nine windows on the … Continue reading
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Where Dreams Come True…
That is the motto of Disneyworld in Orlando FL. My dream was to find $1 million while I was there last week. Instead, I spent about that much. But it was worth every penny. I rendezvoused with my womanchild Lalaine … Continue reading
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Keep An Open … Hand
I do not condone hitting women. I will repeat: I DO NOT CONDONE HITTING WOMEN, but… … Sean Connery RULES!! For the simple fact that, despite Babs’ attempts to try to get Sean Connery to recant his statements, he stands … Continue reading
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Chasing the Gut Shot
Four years clocked in Las Vegas and I still can’t Hold’em. Nonetheless, POKER PRO MAGAZINE, the resident free bible in countless poker rooms across these Great States, found me intriguing enough the spotlight. CLICK article to READ: Big up to … Continue reading
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I’m In The Building…
Here is a picture I un-earthed from my birthday party. The fact that Lamar Odom was at my birthday was kind of fly, but what is more amazing to me is the visage while adjusting my ascot. Photo credit: Adrian … Continue reading
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